- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Three men walked into a metal pole

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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