What has human male genitalia? A human male

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Small breasts.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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I won the game.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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jokes r dumb

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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