- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Miscarriages.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

The chicken crossed the road.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What's funnier than 24? 25

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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