- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

A black succeeds

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

A ginger rapping.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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