A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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This joke isnt funny.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Womens rights.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Thumbs this up

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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