- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

womans rights

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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