Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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GooglePlus.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Black Poeple

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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AROUND

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Goat balls.

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im jewish

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