There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

beiber i straight

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

A ginger rapping.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

This joke isnt funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Three men walked into a metal pole

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Mexicans working in an office

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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