What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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The government makes a good decision

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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josh simpson has cancer

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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