A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Dallas Cowboys

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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