What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Dallas Cowboys

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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