Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Women's rights.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

I Love Hitler.

who just made fun of katie matt

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Chuck Norris died.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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