- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Women's rights

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

An Irishman stays home

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

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