how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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