Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Turtles

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

penis

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

did you ever see a butter fly?

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Anti Joke

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