What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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