Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Obama

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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cc

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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your all shit at jokes

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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