Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Well, this is fun.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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black people. that is all...

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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