- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

I love you very much.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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