What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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SPAMS!!!

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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