-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Religion

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

So one time this woman was learning...

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

poop.........

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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