- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Dani Barton = Stupid

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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