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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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blubber vaginass CC

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No joke.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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I like jokes.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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