Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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no

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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im jewish

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Anti Joke

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