- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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