- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Potato salad

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Jess Burns

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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