A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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I got shot, you laughed

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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