There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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