What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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