There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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An antijoke

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Nickelback

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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