Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Scott

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Ruller

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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i have aids and a chode

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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knock knock go away

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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