What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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