Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Black Poeple

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Black people are innocent.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Military intelligence.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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