What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Robin, get in the car.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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