Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

balls in ya mouf

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Thumbs this up

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

This is not a joke.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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