Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What what In the butt

No.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Jews for Jesus

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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