Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Rick Perry.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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No.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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American healthcare.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Anti Joke

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