Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Liars go to hell! -God

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hi bye

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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son, you're adopted.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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The government makes a good decision

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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