Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Asians...

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Lacrosse

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

balls in ya mouf

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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