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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

French people.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.