What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Dallas Cowboys

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knock knock go away

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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wat?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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guess what?

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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I'm Spartacus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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