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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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