- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What's gay and gay? Joe

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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