tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Women's rights

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

You.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

make me a sandwich!

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Liars go to hell! -God

hi bye

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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