Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Women's rights

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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You.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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make me a sandwich!

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