You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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youre gay

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Your mom.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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An antijoke

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Scott

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Robin, get in the car.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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