Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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women's rights

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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ASSCHEEKS

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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son, you're adopted.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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