a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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A man buys free health care...

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Goat balls.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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An antijoke

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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