There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Liars go to hell! -God

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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CHEEZECAKE

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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