2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Potato salad

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

womens rights

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Your mom.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

why did the chicken cross the road

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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