- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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