whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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guess what?

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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