So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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