Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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girls basketball

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Womens Sports

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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