A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Kim Kardashian.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Women's Rights

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

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