shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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I can't see my forehead

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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