- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

Oh...okay, good.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

The joke below me is retarded

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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