Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Lacrosse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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