- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

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