Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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