Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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You're on fire.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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