What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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