what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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