- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

a man walks into a bar and dies

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

The AIDS patient was gay

I'm funny.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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