yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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black

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Yo Mamma

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my names jim haha

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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hi im paul!

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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