Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Hey, you have small hands.

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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